The Life of PatMK: His Story

Okay, here is how the Global Theme Park stands as of 4/12.

We are currently researching about the country Antarctica right now. It's pretty damn cold down there.

Basically, we're laying out each of the countries as thus:

North America: So far, you fight the Hamburgler inside a McDonalds playpen. Also, you can collect Maple Syrup as we need to incorporate Canada somehow. And for Mexico, a new Jump Quest.

South America: We're basing it off of Brazil but the area is poison based. Giant mosquitos are your main enemy there. Also the Panama Canal for laughs.

Australia: Bowmen get boomerangs and you get to fight giant boxing Kangaroos. It'll also have pretty stereotypical things, mate.

Africa: This is our favorite area, as you can die in the town. Just watch out for the Ebola Monster that roams every place in every map. You'll lose 5% of your HP every second your in the Ebola Monster's range.

Europe: You get to fight a new party boss monster called the Queen. She'll send her army of soldiers after you, just watch out and you'll be fine. But beware, Tony Blair might jump out and attack with his Tea of Fury.

Asia: It'll be the largest part of the Global Theme Park. We have Kim Jong-Il all ready for the boss monster. It spawns every time a player obtains a nuclear weapon.

Antarctica: We have no idea.

Wiznizit: CherryBone, isn't it a wondrous night to be outside Wizet Corp.?
CherryBone: We're still inside.
Wiznizit: I said we're outside damn it!
CherryBone: Yes, it's quite nice Wizzy.

HeadGM: How dare they have fun on their time off! They should be working on their time off!

Wiznizit: I feel like I'm about to burst into song.
CherryBone: Will it rhyme? Will it be long?
Wiznizit: I do not know, one cannot say.
CherryBone: Indeed, all I want to do is play!
PanlidBoy: Want a Pan Lid on your date?
CherryBone: A Pan Lid you say? Oh what fate!
Wiznizit: Shut up Panlidboy, and get out of my face. Don't make me beat you up with a two handed mace.
CherryBone: Dating is fun, oh so it is.
Wiznizit: It sure is, with you and da Wiz.
HeadGM: Hey you two, stop doing this now! I never said a date I would allow.

Suddenly in the room next door...

NXGames: What is going on, a war?

NoDrinkDrive: Hey guys what's up? I'm pretty stoned.
Wiznizit: Can't I stop being interrupted so I can make a CherryBoned?
Cody: Hell no, I'm from Wizet, you see. The magic is within thee.
NXGames: Alright, all y'all, get the hell out of this room. I want to hear no more talking or you'll meet your doom.
Wiznizit: Oh that's great, just what I needed. Another distraction, leave us alone I pleaded.
GMDiddy: Can't touch this, can't touch that. My name's Diddy and I'll show you my hat.
CherryBone: Your hat's cute! I really like it!
PatMK: Yeah, I use it to catch my spit.
GMDiddy: Oh no you din't. I can't believe so! You just went and messed up my flow!
Wiznizit: Shut the hell up, for Christ's sake! I swear, you guys are all too awake!
NoDrinkDrive: No, just give me a few secs.

Then she fell in floor, as HeadGM detests.

HeadGM: Great, another floor to clean, is this all I do?
NXGames: Don't make me also fire you.
Wiznizit: Can't I just get out of this place for one night?
CherryBone: Yeah, I really just only want Wizzy in my sight.

And then NXGames knocked everyone unconscious.